Present Face

The face you make when you get a really terrible present but don't want to hurt anybodies feelings.

I could tell martha hated the chess set i got her, you could see that present face from a mile away.

by hansmgee February 28, 2009

present mic

A vary loud boi
Is friends with espresso depresso emo boi

Present mic is a pro hero and he loud

by I like my hero academia November 12, 2019

Preventoin

A word that went horribly wrong while being written by an illiterate girl. That girl in particular thinks she's spelling it right, but we all know she isn't.

"You spelled it as 'Preventoin' and not 'Prevention!'. Stupid!".

by KewlZonicJazzysBad June 19, 2018

Spam Obliteration and Prevention (SOAP)

Previously known as VSTF (Vandalism Spam Task Force), SOAP is a made up of bunch of maniacs who love to global block absolutely innocent people. Just as their name suggests, this team acts without thinking and they global block TOTALLY INNOCENT PEOPLE along with the criminals, just like how soap water kills normal cells with the pathogens.

The whole Spam Obliteration and Prevention (SOAP) team is like a self-exploding bomb in the battlefield that you cannot launch and cannot escape from, which you can only hopelessly stare at while its timer goes down, slowly but steadily...

by y = mx + b December 13, 2021

disease preventameter

The distance at which one should away from others, in order to avoid catching sickness.

stay at least one disease preventameter away from me.

i don't want to hang out with Thomas he keeps coming within a disease preventameter

by Chimera Camaro April 3, 2020

presenile dementia

The same condition as senile dementia, however describes the condition when it occurs before the age of 65.

Idiot: I think the fact he is placing these objects in such places is due to the Alzheimer's causing senile dementia, we'll have to keep an eye out for Disorientation and Memory loss as well as changes in personality, thank god im chief lecturer at Harvard.
Me: You're a twat, its presenile dementia he is only 64.

by kampin_bunny August 13, 2006

cutoff prevention

Used mostly in YouTube Poops where a video may only be a few seconds long. Cut-off prevention is a way of adding a few seconds to a video in order to prevent the YouTube player from breaking and not playing a video in its entirety.

Usually placed at the end of a video, cut-off prevention is a way of ensuring that the vie

Tard#1: The retard didn't even use any cutoff prevention. I can't watch the video.

Jack#2: lulz

by Bacender.. April 11, 2010