Penis petting

The act of turning penises into pets, as done by witches in the 15th century.

Peasant 1- Oh No my penis is gone.
Peasant 2- It's probably that witch penis petting again.

by Justabandkid July 8, 2018

Petting The Bunny

Female masterbation.

I was horny so I started petting the bunny.

by jilljones November 10, 2008

Petting

Petting: A sexual act typically found in the 1920's to mid-1900's that involves the caressing of a woman's breasts/Stimulation of clitoris, or the stimulation of a man's penis. This act is often used as preparation for intercourse, but may or may not always be acted out before intercourse.

Do you want to plan on doing some petting later tonight, doll?

by Gay squared February 22, 2018

Reverse Petting Zoo

Originally from "The Office"

Used by Andy Biersack (Andrew Dennis Biersack of Black Veil Brides (vocalist) , formally known as Andy Six) - an idea he wishes to be credited with.

Q: "What invention to you wish to be credited with?"
A: (Andy Biersack) "Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, they pet you back."

by MorganBVBArmy August 22, 2011

petting the beaver

Masturbating

Person 1- She was petting the beaver in public last night in her balcony.
Person 2- Did you manage to see her clitoris?
Person 1- Ohhh yeah, she was hairy though...

by Sev336 July 23, 2016

Prettigeralphobia

A mental condition that occurs when interacting with highly attractive women. Symptoms (in men) may include increased anxiety and nervousness, a change in tone of voice, sweating, increased heart rate and stuttering. Milder symptoms may include an increased guardedness and avoidance of the said attractive woman.
Symptoms in women include suspicion and mild dislike.

Marc didn't want to talk to her because of his prettigeralphobia

by Mo_1 July 29, 2017

sphere of prettiness

Someone that's so pretty they can get anyone to do something for them.

He was caught in her sphere of prettiness so her bought her a coffee.

by PrettyMark August 19, 2017