Presland logic

A way of thinking that defies common sense and logic. Frankly, it’s farcical and yet it still manages to achieve the required result!

Don’t worry, I used Presland logic!

by KaliScar February 16, 2021

Prestraint

Feeling really proud but having to restrain yourself.

My child got a top grade but I had to use prestraint to not intimidate other parents and children.

by enigma123 March 2, 2023

Prestanesvegen

Prestanesvegen, known for being the little brother to prestanesbakken, is a road in Norway that’s been gathering colorful people for over 50 years. Many people who live there has a horrible taste in music, and the rumours says they dont even like «Scotty doesn’t know».

They have had visits of famous people, such as Skrell pottesmell, The Notorious B.I.G, Lassa and the main priest in Moldova, therefore it’s name.

Ey man, you wanna go to Prestanesvegen?

No, i am afraid to meet Skrell Pottesmell, i would much rather go to Prestanesbakken!

by Karmøyfagmannen January 5, 2025

Pretransmasturbocunnilingufuckificationaryism

A progressive intimacy doctrine where mutual self-pleasure, respectful oral interaction, and post-gender sexual readiness are considered prerequisites to full-scale intercourse.

Jess: Why didn’t you just hook up with her already?
Alex: Relax, we’re still practicing Pretransmasturbocunnilingufuckificationaryism.
Jess: What the hell? You need help man.
Alex: You wouldn’t understand.

by EidanIsKool July 21, 2025