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dirty precious

When i beautiful Woman named Precious seduces you snatches your soul fucks you within an inch of your life leaves you breathless wanting more tells you to go then she goes and gets more Women
David to Jason "can't believe it the Woman of my dreams seduced me like no other then told me to go", Jason why did she tell you to go" David "cos she got some bitches on the way she gonna fuck some chicks"Jason "Damn it David you just got hit with a dirty Precious"
by Dirty Precious August 30, 2019
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precious

a girl, who can never be replaced.

she’s the most beautiful person you‘ll ever met in your whole life. you are just blessed with her. if you met precious you will never want to let her go again because she makes your life so much better and so much easier in many levels. you need nothing else in your life when you have precious. shes your best friend, the one who always helps you, always loves you and your whole family.
just hope that you‘ll never lose her because that will hurt you.
„your friendship means the world to me, precious“ „i‘m fucking blessed with precious“
by amicuteyesorno October 14, 2019
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Precious Beatdown

When you come home and your parents beat you up like Mary did to Precious when she came home late in the movie "Precious"
Momma: Deonte! Where you been! Just cuz you graduated yesterday you think you all grown!

Deonte: Sorry momma! Please don't give me a Precious beatdown!
by bilatface831 June 5, 2010
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Precious Unicorn

1. Being a virgin in college. Like a unicorn they are scarce and hard to find. Either due to extremely high standards of suitable mates or forever alone.

2. An indirect way of calling someone a virgin.
(Randy) Why was Jerry acting so weird at that party? The girls were all over him.
(Lennie) Didn't you know? He's a Precious Unicorn.
(Randy) That explains everything!
by SilverBear92 January 16, 2013
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precious onion

When you see an ass so nice it's makes you cry
by Amerksmann22 November 27, 2014
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Precious Unicorn

Coronavirus: somebody who flouts government regulations but, when stricter measures enacted due to people breaking government regulations vociferously blames government.
Andy: Bob has strong views on government Coronavirus regulations...
Don: yeah, but don’t you know he’s a precious unicorn
by Gerry Halliwell November 1, 2020
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previouslies

The recap segments which preface episodes of many television serials to remind the viewer what happened in previous episodes. Often accompanied by an announcer or on-screen message that says, e.g., "Previously on Lost."
"Oh man, I was late for Lost and missed the previouslies!"
by J. Running February 19, 2009
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