Present Face

The face you make when you get a really terrible present but don't want to hurt anybodies feelings.

I could tell martha hated the chess set i got her, you could see that present face from a mile away.

by hansmgee February 28, 2009

pressed pickle

The act of pressing one's penis against the window of a moving car in a show of disrespect to other drivers.

Big Bob was so pissed off when the Ford Explorer passed him on the shoulder, that he instructed Johnny Ola to give him a "pressed pickle" when he pulled up alonside the Ford at the next traffic light.

by Peter St May 8, 2008

Pressed Lemon

Quinn Fabray

Quinn Fabray is a pressed lemon

by supermassiveblackwhore April 10, 2012

preserverance

The ability to keep going even of you think the task is too much too handle. Being able to handle anything that comes in your direction, even though it may seem impossible. The ability to take on and concur whatever may face you. The fortitude to keep your mindset and keep pushing towards the goal.

My preserverance was strong enough to defeat my battle against the demons in my mind. I preserved the strength that I learned and used it against my enemies.

by Alf&om613 February 5, 2018

present mic

A vary loud boi
Is friends with espresso depresso emo boi

Present mic is a pro hero and he loud

by I like my hero academia November 12, 2019

stay pressed

commonly used as a response online especially in twitter. the response basically tells haters that no matter how much they continue to hate you, you're superior; they can't do anything about it and you won't change yourself or your opinions because of what they say- therefore, they remain pressed.

toxic user: no offense but you're not attractive and a weirdo
user: stay pressed hoe *insert gif*

by OhSehunBisexualKing July 8, 2020

presenile dementia

The same condition as senile dementia, however describes the condition when it occurs before the age of 65.

Idiot: I think the fact he is placing these objects in such places is due to the Alzheimer's causing senile dementia, we'll have to keep an eye out for Disorientation and Memory loss as well as changes in personality, thank god im chief lecturer at Harvard.
Me: You're a twat, its presenile dementia he is only 64.

by kampin_bunny August 13, 2006