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elf practice

An activity generally practiced by the elves of Santa. During this time, elves practice the elfiness and fine-tune their pointed shoes. Skipping elf practice to practice dentistry is universally frowned upon.
Head Elf: Why weren't you at elf practice!?!??!
by k-e-e-f December 10, 2017
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pectograph

photographic image of buff men, a la Abercrombie+Fitch
Did you get the A+F catalog? It's a total pectograph, yumm!
by flyingdog February 23, 2008
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Practice girlfriend

the girl you kinda see or date but never commit to. She prepares you to move on and actually commit to the next girl.
"I was just the practice girlfriend, he left me and now is happy with his new girlfriend, they have a loving committed relationship, something he couldn't offer me..."
by angiekalamazoo December 16, 2012
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Practioneer of the brown arts

Slang term used for a homosexual.
Mike is most certainly a practioneer of the brown arts.
by townsangst February 20, 2009
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practice wood

The male in the relationship when a female "virgin" has sexual intercourse with a male but the female does not count it against her virginity.
A girl who had practice wood often wears a purity ring. This is used to make others believe she is still a virgin, and help her to believe it herself.

Ron wanted to be Rebecca's practice wood . He proclaimed himself a Christian and joined the local Young Republican's group. When around her, he would say "Praise Jesus" whenever anything remotely good happened. After 3 days, Ron became Rebecca's practice wood. Ron also discovered he wasn't her first practice wood, even though she was "still a virgin."

When a girl is "Still a virgin" because she wants to wait until she is married before having sex, she will engage in sexual intercourse with a male (the practice wood), but not count it and still proclaim her virginity.
by Nutzen YerMouf July 14, 2017
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precautionary wizz

the act of heading to the bathroom even if you do not feel the need in order to ensure you can devote your full attention to an upcoming activity
Before heading out to golf, Paul took a precautionary wizz .
by sheila in the car May 23, 2009
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precalc

a useless math class designed for students who virtually hate themselves. taught by a useless teacher with small brains and frizzy hair. the tests are impossible and the lessons are (not) taught.
standard precalc formula:

theta = cos(wtf) - sin(lol) x2
by mathhater1234 December 2, 2010
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