The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise

A story that the Jedi would not tell you.

'Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.' - Sheev Palpatine

by Sheev October 17, 2017

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

Me: Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
My Friends (annoyed): Yes for the hundredth time, STOP!
Me( From memory): Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

by HulkSmashLoki February 28, 2019

Prage

n.

The combination of the words pain & rage. Used when the two emotions are one in the same.

Girl: I just disowned my parents last week out of prage.
Guy or Something: wow, for reals?
Girl: Yessir. I was feeling painful & enraged, so...

by Clifwith1f August 14, 2009

Darth Plagueis

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself.

"Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself."

by Totallynotarapist69 September 3, 2016

Pragein

Pragein is a guy who likes to eat frogs in his free time. He may act like he doesn't eat those chubby little amphibians around others, but he DOES. People also call him 'Porgagein'. He also likes sitting on chairs. Other ways to determine whether or not a person is a Porgagein is to check if they:

1. Eat applesauce (and feed some to their pet frog, before eating it).

2. Drink liquidized gerbil feces from their water bottles.

3. Sniff books from the library (mostly the ones with yellow pages).

4.Responds to ‘Porgagein’

Remember. If you find out that someone is a Porgagein, make sure to spread the news ASAP. Very important.

random guy: Hey fellow human! Do you like eating frogs?
guy: No…
random guy: Do you LOVE to sit on chairs?
guy: I mean, I guess…

random guy: Hello Porgagein!
guy: Huh?
random guy: YOU’RE A PRAGEIN! *throws a Pokeball*

by cockmoment October 29, 2019

the reverend tholomew plague

James (Jimmy) "The Rev" Sullivan.

The Reverend Tholomew Plague is the former drummer from the band Avenged Sevenfold. He's inspired many fans...and to each fan "The Reverend Tholomew Plague" means something a little different. However, we can all agree that he was an incredible person with a heart of gold. RIP. foREVer.

by a fan. November 21, 2013

Sorcerer's Plague

A very painful STD. It is thought to be a variant of the clap and commonly found in frat boys that attended colleges in the Palouse region of Washington/Idaho. Common side affects are itching, burning during urination, and shrinking of the genitalia.

Me: Yo Kevin, I noticed you were screaming when you took a piss. What's the deal dog?
Kevin: It ain't nuthin my man... just a case of the Sorcerer's Plague I got from a sorority girl when I went to U of I!

by OliverClothesoff_ID August 15, 2018