Porn

The only place where ugly fat men have sex with some of the most attractive girls on this plant. There seems to be a high correlation between being pretty and having a low IQ in porn. Some behaviors in porn are mysterious and have an unclear evolutionary explanation, like a girl sucking a penis that was just inside of her ass, or girls being attracted to pizza boys that make 10$ an hour.

porn makes the world go around.

by DopamineReceptors April 13, 2019

Garfield Porn

The hottest porn out there. Includes Jon and Liz sex scene and Garfield fucking some lasagna.

When I watch Garfield Porn I cum in 7.7 seconds

by HAWkEdx July 15, 2017

inspiration porn

A portrayal of people with disabilities as one dimensional things that only exist to warm the hearts and open the minds of able bodied people.

John's presentation highlighting Suzy's courage to go to school everyday, despite using a wheelchair, was nothing but inspiration porn. Suzy's real qualities are her intellect and quick wit.

by benwheely January 12, 2017

Porn

Peas and corn mixed together in a bowl

This porn is good and fresh!

by Funnygirlincanada March 31, 2019

Child porn

excuse me why are you looking this up?

Your FBI Agent: bruh wtf this nigga a pedophile he looking at child porn

by NUGGET biscuit nugget June 15, 2020

pornanza

A bonanza of porn.

I've never seen so much porn in one place at one time, it's a pornanza!

by Mr. Cardboard July 5, 2012

forest porn

porn in a physical format topically a magazine or pages out of such magazines that are either discarded or left with the intent to turn on in a forest or wooded area, for people to come across at a later date and do with as they please.

person 1: hey is that forest porn over there

person 2: yeah lets wank over it together, but no Homo

by thattotallycoolguy November 21, 2015