ppm

N. Poo Panic Mode. A polite way to say that you must find a bathroom immediately.
Umm... I'll catch up with you guys later. Right now I'm in ppm.
by Monte-Cor November 03, 2003
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P-P-M noun
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If you're a part of PPM, you're a professional hustler. You would anything for the hustle.
The hustle will become a part of you.
"As a part of PPM I'm hustling 25/8"
by @clothingbyppm January 19, 2021
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Puns Per Minute. The average number of puns that a given person says in 60 seconds.
When on a blind date:
Karen: What’s your PPM? Because you know that this girl just wants to have pun.
by DanoBanano89 July 22, 2018
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(Pumps per minute). During sexual intercourse, it is the number of pelvic thrust in a minute of time
His PPM rate was 60 pumps per minute
by Kotacass May 21, 2022
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when a popular person (usually a female) has permanant PMS, especially a prep
"wow, she is really moody today"
"dude, shes like that everyday, its the PPMS"
by "Gonnelly" February 13, 2009
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Perpetual Premenstrual syndrome (PPMS) refers to a wide range of physical or emotional symptoms that typically occur before and after a woman starts her monthly menstrual cycle. It is differentiated from PMS by its ongoing effects on women who are continually bitter and angry at the world.

PPMS has been repeatedly proposed in DSM-V and is pending another vote.
Nancy is angry at everything all the time, she must have PPMS.
by xkd June 17, 2010
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Personal Porn Machine

A machine purposely used for the intent on browsing porn all day.
Ryan: I heard Jacob got a new PPM
Jack: Awww sick that's neat!

Ryan: Yeah! He can look at porn all day without it affecting his main computer.
by Dankstinky March 05, 2016
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