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powerful dang

Used in response to a very unfortunate event or situation, or after receiving shitty news. It is used when the term dang is not powerful enough.
Person 1: "I was fisting a ridiculously obese and unattractive transsexual midget the other night, and it got stuck on my fist and died, as you can see.."

Person 2: "Powerful dang.."
by Johnny Stinkyknuckles May 21, 2010
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The most powerful being in history

The person who holds extreme power to the universe and beyond. They can control everything at any time, in any number, at the same time.
Person 1: Do you know the most powerful being in history?
Person 2: No, who is it?
Person 1: Shaggy Rodgers
by ExcusemesirWTF February 4, 2019
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very beautiful very powerful

How someone is supposed to describe a Lumpfish
Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors, this one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful very powerful.
by Microwaveman69 March 18, 2022
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Powerfuck

1.) To fuck a somebody with aggressive force.
2.) To brutalise a girls vagina
look bitch, shut your face... im going to powerfuck your brown box; -greekstud

Im going to powerfuck her monkey cunt! - T.H.F

would you like me to powerfuck you, and brutalise your cunt?
by Tony Hughes December 25, 2005
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powderpuff football

Powderpuff football is an annual event in which highschool girls who don't mind getting down and dirty, seperate eachother by classes for a fierce game of football. The teams are coached by the guys who actually play football. What is supposed to be a innocent flag football game always ends up as rough tackle football. Ankles will be sprained, wrists will be broken, hips will be dislocated and muscles will be pulled. There are penalties against unnesessary roughness, but do you think that will stop them? i don't think so either.

the girls who usually participate in this event come from many social groups but they all have one thing in common... they're badasses.

The prize is nothing else then bragging rights. I'd say thats a pretty nice prize.

freshman girls usually have no idea whats aheads of them and will get dominated by all the upperclassmen.
Junior Guy: Our girls are soo fast.
Senior Guy: Our girls are lay your girls out.
Junior Guy: How can we settle this?
Senior Guy: Hows about a game of Powderpuff Football.
by pwdpff October 1, 2006
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powerful awesome

adj. The words to be used when no other describing word will do. Powerful awesome things include cake, alcohol, football, and physics.

If anyone in a social situation describes you as powerful awesome you can immediately assume they are coming on to you. Be careful using this term in a single sex environment, unless you want some homo-action.

Powerul awesome is a term that has been used at many historical events: in 1066 at the Battle of Hastings, William heard of Harolds death and proclaimed 'I'm going to be a powerful awesome King'; on VE-day, Hitler was heard to say 'Ich bin nicht powerful awesome - argh!' which is German for 'the allied forces are too powerful awesome for me - argh'; in 1969 Neil Armstrong stepped onto the moon and declared 'Houston, the moon is powerful awesome'; and recently I had a really nice bit of Chocolate pudding and said 'Mum, this cake is powerful awesome'.

Never use the term 'powerful awesome' in prison.
Jake: 'Mike just called you powerful awesome'
Phon: 'Poof!'

Grizzly Adams: 'How powerful awesome is this shelter I've produced!'
Mother Nature: '-'
by Jamie Douglas November 16, 2006
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pwnderful

1. a combo of 2 great words pwnd and wonderful. pwnderful is an expression of delight when a smacktard gets owned after much smack talking. basically pwnd to the point of silence from the said smacktard.

2. pwnderful is also just a sense of amazement @ a skilled performance by one's self or a teammate who, when all seemed lost, came out victorious.

3. used when excited @ how cool the type of pwnership over the other player was.

4. fun to say just because.
"OH Snap! 1 shot! friggin pwnderful!"

"wow we sure shut him up. that was pwnderful."

"What a pwnderful day. we haven't lost yet"

"l8r n00b, havz a pwnderful day!"
by MATCHES007 October 2, 2007
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