If you make it at 4 in the morning, then you have lost control of your life.
Didi: Stu, what are you doing?
Stu: Making chocolate pudding.
Didi: It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: Because I've lost control of my life.
by N340 October 10, 2010
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A sweet chocolate flavored custard-like pudding usually thickened with flour rather than eggs.

Pudding, sometimes shortened to "pud" /pʊd/ - any various soft sweet desserts thickened usually with flour and baked or boiled or steamed.
Person 1: "What are we having for dessert?"
Person 2: "Chocolate pud".
Person 3: "YES! I LOVE chocolate pudding!"
by Narocia Volkov March 17, 2017
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The thing to make when you lose control of your life.
Stu what are you doing?
Making chocolate pudding
Why?
I've lost all control of my life
by Cobble935 July 16, 2020
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When you are having anal intercourse, and you pull your penis out and put it in their mouth and they suck all the feces off of it.
I gave Felicia the chocolate pudding last night!
by SteveA1986 December 28, 2008
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A nickname referring to a fat "African American" woman (or man?) who wears clothes that are too small for them. Therefore showing their skin to the world. It then resembles chocolate pudding.
Ewww look at the chocolate pudding on that girl!
by Hottie4shawtie March 05, 2010
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This is a synonym for an anus which is experiencing problems with producing solid stools (likely due to over-consumption of Yeo Valley yoghurt) and is producing faecal matter that looks more like a melt-in-the-middle chocolate pudding than a healthy poo.

If you were to have sex with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would end up with your penis looking like a chocolate pudding, hence the name. If you engaged in pegging with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would likely end up with a Peg 'n' Pud.
"Wow, I think I must have eaten something funny. I have a stomach ache and I've got loads of gas emanating from my chocolate pudding factory!"
by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
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