Didi: Stu, what are you doing?
Stu: Making chocolate pudding.
Didi: It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: Because I've lost control of my life.
by N340 October 10, 2010
A sweet chocolate flavored custard-like pudding usually thickened with flour rather than eggs.

Pudding, sometimes shortened to "pud" /pʊd/ - any various soft sweet desserts thickened usually with flour and baked or boiled or steamed.
Person 1: "What are we having for dessert?"
Person 2: "Chocolate pud".
Person 3: "YES! I LOVE chocolate pudding!"
by Narocia Volkov March 17, 2017
The thing to make when you lose control of your life.
Stu what are you doing?
Making chocolate pudding
Why?
I've lost all control of my life
by Cobble935 July 16, 2020
When you are having anal intercourse, and you pull your penis out and put it in their mouth and they suck all the feces off of it.
I gave Felicia the chocolate pudding last night!
by SteveA1986 December 29, 2009
A nickname referring to a fat "African American" woman (or man?) who wears clothes that are too small for them. Therefore showing their skin to the world. It then resembles chocolate pudding.
Ewww look at the chocolate pudding on that girl!
by Hottie4shawtie March 5, 2010