Hark, I hear postil shits!

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”

Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020

postiductomy

1 To describe an adhesive object stuck onto an individual.

2 One's excessive attachment to another.

ORIGIN: (21st Century) Originally derived from a Post-it stuck on Moe Yen. New meaning inspired by very tight-knit relationships, not necessarily used in a negative connotation.

1 Moe had a serious case of postiductomy as she panicked when a Post-it was stuck to her.

2 Jill was diagnosed with postiductomy when Jack wanted to be around Jane 24/7.

by moewowotak June 2, 2008

cross-posting

Posting the same message across multiple forums, listservs, newsgroups, etc.

Technically a form of spamming, though not always malicious.

Hi-rong had an urgent question, but cross-posting his message on all the listservs he knew left him banned and dishonored.

by NoorB October 26, 2005

stop posting about baller

STOP posting about BALLER, I'm tired of seeing it.

My friends on TikTok send me it. (BALLER)

On Discord it's fucking BALLER.

I was in Studio Origami, right? And all of the channels were just BALLER

I send super scupol art to my girlfriend- (ÆYOOO u ain't got no girlfriend stop the cap 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢)

Person number one: stop posting about baller
Person number two: ok

by siren head XD October 20, 2022

poostink

The vile stench of shit, as described by young children.

There was poostink in the car for weeks.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2020

todd posting

On various websites and image boards, the act of posting a Picture of Todd Howard and telling people to buy Skyrim and Fallout 76, possibly threatening them to do so

Hey guys it's me Todd Howard, i was just making sure that all of you have preordered Fallout 76...No? *pulls out handgun* you feeling lucky, punk? No this is really me, i am not Todd Posting.

by Literally Braindead June 16, 2018

Stop posting about Among Us

Stop posting about Among Us

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

by Robzy March 30, 2021