punched in the face by urine

metaphoric phrase that describes what one experiences when urinating after having consumed a significant amount of asparagus.

Dani - "Have you ever noticed that your pee smells funny after eating asparagus? It's like being punched in the face by urine!"

by tinogrrl January 12, 2011

poonched

Native slang, it has the same meaning as "fucked".

Guy1: Ho-Ah i tottally poonched her
Guy2: Err boy ever sick!

by NEXTBLUEZ June 24, 2016

getting your bore punched

1.Sticking a cleaning rod down the barrel of a rifle.

2.Getting tested for chlamydia, which involves a q-tip in your pisshole.

drill instructor: you nasty recruits better remember to punch the bores on your nasty fucking rifles.

Dude, after that Guatemalan hooker, I think I you're gonna be getting your bore punched.

by tyII October 4, 2006

thunder punched cunt

When you smash the gash of a girl so hard she feels like she's been king-hit in the box.

She wandered around the house nursing her thunder punched cunt when Craig left.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

have one's ticket punched

To be killed, or otherwise gotten rid of. From the practice of punching a hole in a ticket in order to cancel it.

Trotsky became a liability, so Stalin had his ticket punched.

It's a raw deal to have one's ticket punched the day before Christmas.

by Annabellastasia April 18, 2011

One Punched

When you knock someone out with one punch, and one punch only. Usually to the face or neck.

That kid was talkin' so much shit, everyone thought he would kick the other kids' ass. Then he got one punched and was out for 4 hours.

by MBizzle May 6, 2007

Snooker Punched

When an annoying bitch gets sucker punched in the face by a guy due to excessive drunk shit talking.

Joe: Dude you won't believe what happened at the bar last night, Kathy got snooker punched by a negro!

Frankie: Oh I believe it, that bitch never knows when to shut her damn mouth. What did u do about it, did you try to fight him.

Joe: Na man i bought that mother fucker a beer, I swear if I had to listen to that bullshit for one more minute I would of snooker puched the drunk cunt myself.

Frankie: Word

by Smiffty Cent August 11, 2010