Potterism

A ideology for hard-core Harry Potter fans. Not related at all to the book Potterism. They breathe, live, eat, sleep, and drink the books and movies. They are the fandom community. Write fanfiction and pore over conspiracy theories for just about anything as long as it's related to the canon series (and more, most times.) They follow J.K. Rowling on every single social media website. Binge watch bloopers, theories, and ALOT more. Go crazy for anything Hogwarts-related.

Person #1: OMFG! Did you hear? The Last Jedi is coming out this weekend! *waves hands and jumps excitedly *
Potterist: *shrugs* Meh.
Person #1: BUT HOW CAN YOU NOT BE EXCITED AS HELL?!?!
Potterist: I'm watching The Order of The Phoenix this weekend. *grins*
Person #1: Of course you wouldn't be excited with anything else. You live a Potterism life. Fine. ._.
Potterist: :D
Person #1: ;-;

by Tiny Purple Sheep November 27, 2017

puttering around

To busy oneself around the homestead pretending to look busy. Bam. Suck it ryan. It's here now.

AKA to pick up small items, clean already clean areas, etc...

She was puttering around the house on a lazy Sunday not sure what to do with herself.

by Toomanycatpeople April 6, 2016

Potterized

After deciding to start reading the many books of the Harry Potter, you can't put the books down and want to read them all. You become so obsessed, that you must dress up as a member of Gryffindor and now watch all the movies and don't forget to tell your friends about the fine details that the movies left out.

Very cool.

You've been Potterized.

Bill was telling me that he wanted to play quidditch.
What a loser, he's been Potterized.

Sam: Let's go to Diagon Alley.

Steve: (punches Sam in head), shut your Potterized mouth.

by Munch Face November 24, 2010

postering

Generally defined only as a noun, "to poster" is the act of taking a flyer or poster and attaching it to a surface with tacks , tape, magnets, staples or other methods.

DANG YA'LL ! Can you believe Fritz has been postering Austin Texas for over 20 years?

by Motorblade October 25, 2009

Pootering

To be lazy. While a poot and pooter are very different things they all derive from being somewhat shitty. If your sitting around being lame instead of going out and having fun, your being a poot or partaking in the act of "pootering."

Stop pootering around and get off the couch!

by Goochberries & Crème March 6, 2011

Potterish

A Boring old cunt with no sense of humour

and a personality of a brown paper bag

Dave is dull he is potterish

by velmalovescock May 21, 2020

Potterized

To be soiled internally by an overweight bald Mac user with delusions of importance. Once a female, male or animal has been Potterized it can no longer be set upon by any other genitalia for fear of contraction of any number of diseases including but not limited to The Black Plague, Hanta Virus, Clap, Down’s Syndrome and Ocular Cancer.

Man, I'd bang Judy in accounting but word on the street is that Mike has totally Potterized her. I don't want my dick to fall off!

by Glen S April 1, 2007