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porn jam

When you and one or more people get together, get high on your drug of choice (weed is most suitable, you dont want things getting out of hand), and watch copious amounts of pornographic videos on computers (one computer per person).

Usually a porn jam will take place late at night so the participants may use volume when watching the pornographic videos without worrying that people will hear them.

Some great discussions on woman preference, porn preference, etc. will result of a porn jam thus increasing your friendship with your fellow participants.

Note: It has to be you and at least one other person, and there has to be at least one computer per person in order for it to be considered an official porn jam.
C-ball: Yo N-dizzle wanna get high and watch porn?
N-dizzle: Hell yeah dude lets have a porn jam!
C-ball: Yeah man just dont forget to bring your laptop we cant both just watch it on my computer.
N-dizzle: I know the rules foo I wont forget the laptop.
C-ball: Aight man porn jam tonight, at my place.
by C-Baaaaaawl!! May 30, 2009
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pornament

1. pornographic ornament, as previously stated.

2. A tournament that consists of pornographic events. Not as seasonal as the previous definition.
Guy #1: "He man! You tryin' to watch the big game tonight??"

Guy #2: "Nah... I'm watching the Pornament!!!"

Guy#1: "Ah-hall right!"
by berthabear27 December 26, 2009
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Pornament

A contest between couples to determine who can most accurately duplicate scenes from any arbitrary XXX film. The pornament is usually judged by an unbiased third party.
Dick and Jane's morning yoga class really payed off by enabling them to take first prize in the neighborhood pornament.
by Godspan December 15, 2009
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pornam

A "pornam" is a porn amateur. (pronounced PORN-am) A "pornam" is someone who is photographed or videoed being nude or having sex, but they are not famous like a very small number of porn stars.

In past decades, porn was almost exclusively acted by a very small number of porn stars. There were very few AMATEUR photos, films or videos. The reason was that there was NO PLACE where amateurs could LEGALLY get photographic film developed. Today, since there are digital cameras, you don't need to get FILM developed: videos and images are instantly available and once it gets on the Internet, it stays there forever. (The reason is that you can make an infinite number of copies without losing quality.)

There are still a few porn stars who are famous presently, but the millions of other people you see in X-rated photos and videos on the internet are AMATEUR porn actors or models, or "pornams." They are not stars.
Guy 1: “Hey, what do you call somebody who is in one of those amateur porn videos on line? A porn star?”

Guy 2: “No, they’re just regular people. They’re pornams.”
by demographic-man December 20, 2013
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pornament

Adj.: A type of tattoo that is adult or pornographic in nature.
Bob just got a pornament tattoo of his wife. It features her large, saggy breasts and a shaved vagina.
by Pejuta December 15, 2009
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pornjacker

Anything - an image, movie, story, or experience - so stimulating that it replaces the very function of porn itself.
"So she shows her tits, right?"
"Anything, dude. It's a total pornjacker!"
by scruffybird November 25, 2007
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