pornalog

pornalog-
Def. 1- the dialog between porn actors and actresses.
Def. 2- dialog that goes through a man's brain who has watched too much porn thinking that it's normal to approach or contact women expecting his pornalog to be delusionally recipricated in the exact way he watched it.

Well Mr. Jones, I know you love this house. I do, says Mr. Jones. How about if I sweeten the deal? Whatever do you mean super hot, no panty wearing, (great high heels btw), perfect d-size tanned real estate lady? Pornalog stops, gettin it on begins.

Ex 2. Uh, I really like this house. That's great Mr. Jones, should I put an offer in for you? Um, don't you want to sweeten the deal? Um, how so, Mr Jones? Um, forget it. Pornalog stops, Mr. Jones goes home to masturbate.

by psychobabbleculvercity April 6, 2011

Pornolog

Its like a monolog, with with porn

I wrote this pornolog all by my self

The pornolog is about a lonely man

by Karayohio March 23, 2018

Pornologist

An expert on porn. Is able to tell if a porno is good or not just from the title. Takes about 10 years of education in pornology to become a pornologist.

Guy #1: Dude, Birdman admitted to being a pornologist on his last video.
Guy #2: Damn really, I always knew he was an expert, no homo.

by The Russian Bullfrog December 22, 2019

Pornology

The scientific study of Pornography purely for research purposes.

When challenged by his boss as to why his work computer hard drive was stuffed full of pornographic images, Mike explained that it was just research material required following his enrolment on a Pornology Distance Learning course

by stephenroi October 26, 2020

Pornology

The study of porn.

It's not one of my biggest career interests, but every once in a while I'll continue my knowledge in pornology.

by Packets December 24, 2022