Porkistan

An alternative way to say Pakistan referring to Islamic nation's intolerance for pork but complicity in committing persecution of its religious, ethnic and linguistic minorities

Imran Khan is Prime Minister of Porkistan

by Kesaix September 8, 2019

Porkism

The widely-held belief that pork is awesome.

Porkism hoe. STFU GTFO and go die >;

by sweetsourpork August 3, 2009

have a slap on the pokies

To have a bet on the pokies

"Bill are you going to have a slap on the pokies"

by Dylan_Alien666 October 12, 2017

Porkistani

A Pakistan National, derogatory term used in place of Pakistani by people outraged by Pakistan's involvement in World Terrorism.

Hey you Porkistani, stop poisoning our lives!

by billabong44 November 22, 2010

porkestra

1. The sound made by a large group of fat people. Contains noises of grunting, farting, burping, skin flaps rubbing, with a constant undertone of heavy breathing and wheezing.

2. The sound made by a fat person as they snore while simultaneously farting and burping. Immediately followed by a toxic smell that kills even termites.

Good lord, there are so many lard asses in here it sounds like a porkestra. Uh, and the smell...

by Ronald Burgandrew April 26, 2010

Pokies

in Australia, slang for Poker Machines. these are usually referred to in plural. they've edged out live music in many pubs across Australia and a lot of people wish they were confined to the Ari.

I wish they'd get rid of the Pokies down at the local so there was room for bands to play again...

by periwinkle January 10, 2005

pokies

Slang term used in Australia to refer to gambling slot machines.

Pokies can be found in many hotels and pubs in Australia.

by Wapt August 28, 2009