polterwang

the "phantom penis" effect certain pants have upon the female form.

"These new jeans make my ass look great but give me a polterwang when i sit down."

by freak nasty March 17, 2007

pootertainment

Entertainment to make the lonely act of pooping more bearable.

I forgot my pootertainment last night, it was like shitting in the 90's

"Why do you still play Candy Crush?" "Because that game is awesome pootertainment"

I went rogue on my pootertainment, read every bottle in my bathroom

by aimecc April 28, 2014

pooterpotamus

noun
1. a large vagina
2. a whiner

Derived from the rare African animal.

Keith won't get a tattoo, he is being a pooterpotamus.

Kristin has had sexual intercourse with many, many men. She has a pooterpotamus.

by jkdizzle February 10, 2008

Wet Popper

A woman shoves a filled water balloon up her vaginal tube, using it like a dildo. She then jumps up and down to feel the vibration of the water bouncing around. This is when the guy comes in.... the man begins to insert his penis in her vaginal tube and thrusts as hard as he can until it pops and squirts all over them. Then he has to stick his head up her vagina to get loose pieces of wet rubber. You would also use a water filled condom.

I just gave Fircoota a Wet Popper lastnite. She got freeky :)

by Kitten and the Dog January 17, 2011

poperin pear

Or: poperine pear

obsolete, late 16 th century euphemism for the penis, a pun on: pop 'er in.

Romeo and Juliet : ' O Romeo, that she were, 0, that she were / An open et caetera, Thou a poperin pear! '

by emerleyyyyy February 13, 2009

Hairy Pooter

What Harry Potter was really looking for... also makes for some great porno titles - i.e. Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis or Hairy Pooter and the Full-Blood Prince Albert

See also muff,cunt,bearded clam,cooter,twat,snatch gash,bearded taco,fuckhole,cum depository,meat wallet,peach,stench trench,parking spot, and tampon socket.

Fuck that, I will never read Harry Potter, just give me some of that hairy pooter and we'll call it even.

I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.

by Boris Yeltsin January 27, 2006

Pooterdick

When you have a physically unsettling feeling because of being sick, having a hang over, or from not getting enough sleep.

Kevin just ate too much chinese food and now he feels like pooterdick.

Liz came home at 6am from partying too much and she looks like pooterdick.

by arrowbrooke April 13, 2010