pootastrophy

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.

Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.

by big mama jdog May 2, 2006

Poonmastervan

A nickname to any male who successfully scares a female into changing her daily routine to avoid him. Or a male who uses friends to hang out with chicks and tells his friends he hangs out with a lot of females.

Dude, here comes Poonmastervan, I heard he hung out with mass chicks last night!

by JPiscool May 1, 2009

Pooster

a cross between a pig and a rooster that likes sugar cookies

person 1: "look at that bitch ass pooster eating sugar cookies"
person 2: "damn what a dumb ass"

by I'mnothornyIjustwantattention March 31, 2020

poocrasterbating

pooping, procrastinating, and masturbating all at the same time. basically a lonely man's blumpkin.

Tanya: What took you so long? We've been waiting here forever.

Tim: Sorry, I was poocrasterbating.

Tanya: What's that?

Tim: I don't know but my hand's pretty sore.

by razzledazzle69 April 16, 2011

podfaster

Someone who listens to a large about of podcasts at faster than normal speeds often speeds of 1.2x, 1.5x and sometimes 2x and even 3x.
Podfasters do this to listen to large amount of podcasts during a week compared to the normal average of 5-7 a week

Susan is a podfaster, she listens to her podcasts at speeds of 2x. She does this as she listens to around 150-200 hours of podcasts a week.

by seeeeellliott September 3, 2021

pookster

something very cute, funny, or a friend.

“hey pookster! How are you?”

“i’m good!”

by thepooksterpookie March 3, 2023

PoonMaster

A man who every women wants to get with, and will call just to hear his answering machine, a master of poon.

Whoa did you see who that was! That was poon-nedelak the poonmaster.

by Semiahmoo Secondary December 6, 2006