Poowang

A wang covered in poo often sucked on for several hours

Look at my big ol POOWANG

by tony douglas February 24, 2011

pootanks

Another name for a ladys arse,bottom,trumper.

1, Cor blimey look at the Giant pootanks on her .

2, She looks fit ,yeh but look at her pootanks there massive.

by E stop yed May 10, 2008

poo-wank

the wanking of poo usaully exercised by homosexuals or people with serious mentall retardations

hey look at that retard having a poo-wank

by o.b1000 November 20, 2007

Poodanking

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.

I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

poojank

an abstract insult. also used in the context of being robbed.

that muthfunkah is straight up poojank, mang!

by anita hymen February 14, 2006

pootanky

to smell like shit, body odor, vaginal secretions, or any other unsightly stinches

pew! your ass is stanky! (POOTANKY)

by kayleebrooke May 24, 2006

poonwank

An old useless beaver, whose tongue hangs out. ancient vagina

Oh God! As soon as I went down town on old lady Banks...I puked instantaniously.

by Stef January 6, 2005