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Pooey Ballies

Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.
"Hey.. hey you! Gimme the best pooey ballies that you got, PRONTO!"
Pooey Ballies by thc2099 June 14, 2008
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AKA Shithouse Poetry. These linguistic gems are found in porta-johns and bathroom stalls from Idaho to Fallujah
Pooetry

In the heat of plastic shitter
I sit here and softly titter
Sweat pours off like a monsoon
Please dear god, let me shit soon

~The Shithouse Poet
Pooetry by OmegaSeabee October 22, 2008

Pooberty Boobs 

When breast tissue is still growing, i.e. in puberty. Therefore said breasts take on an odd cone-like shape that is referred to as 'pooberty boobs' due to the assonance.
Dude did you those boobs?
Yeah still pooberty boobs, they'll come in handy soon enough
Pooberty Boobs by RumbleRoreIsGod January 21, 2011

Nate Poole 

Arizona Cardinal's Player From Marshall. Made game winning TD with no time left in 2004 to knock Vikings outa playoffs.
Nate Poole gets a TD!
Nate Poole by Cody Nabors April 7, 2005

Billy Poole Parking 

A preferred parking spot (ie. front row parking at a store)
It must be my lucky day I got Billy Poole Parking at Walmart!

anti jordan poole effect 

The opposite of the Jordan Poole effect. If there are hot women watching you, you will play worse.