Pootis is the dark slime that seeps down your throat as you watch Heavy swaying left to right, you want to blink but your eyes start to bleed in the painful montion of movement as you cannot look away, you start to clench your fists as you cannot move from your current position, the eyes of the Scout venture deep inside your soul as you begin to sweat uncontrollably, and as you begin to feel dizzy the video continues and continues. The only way to stop this...is to remove pootis.
by Piingas November 23, 2010
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1.)the stomach, intestines and organs pulled from a turkey or other gutted animal.
2.) a belly button
Ukrainian slang
2.) a belly button
Ukrainian slang
1.)Baba pulled the poopits out of the thanksgiving turkey before cooking it.
2.)my husband has lint deposits in his poopits
2.)my husband has lint deposits in his poopits
by mosmeet November 5, 2011
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