Poostacio

The act of smearing one's fecal matter on the upper lip; Also see dirty sanchez.

I'm not sure if Peter will appreciate his poostacio tomorrow morning.

Poostacio by Pistacio Pete August 14, 2008

pistachio-fingers 

the red, aching, sore hands of one that has just cracked open one too many pistachios.

May include cuts under the finger nails from shells slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios

person A: "dude why are you fingers all red? and why can't you move em'?"

person B: "aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios"

person A: "sweet...how many did you eat?"

person B: "like 20!!"

person A: "what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!"

pistachio-fingers by katiesawesome December 19, 2008

Pistachio Butt 

A woman’s butt that is so strong, she can use it to crack pistachios. Even the ones at Walmart that were probably packaged centuries ago.

Man- Darn, I want to crack my Walmart Pistachios!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!

Pistachio Butt by /weird February 12, 2019

pistachio 

Used as a literal replacement for "That's what she said" in times when the full statement would be deemed crass and boorish, e.g. when in the presence of your grandmother.

"It was hard"
-"Pistachio"

pistachio by rtac April 29, 2008

texas pistachio wagon

n. slang for the testicular region, particularly when said region is struck violently.

He took one in the Texas Pistachio Wagon.

texas pistachio wagon by gert April 17, 2006

Pistachios 

The Single most addicting snack ever

they look like little green penuts but DO NOT BE FOOLED!

they are really little green alien seeds sent to earth so that once one becomes addicted and eats enough they will explode and little alien babies shall run free...

Thee aliens plan on harvesting the seeds in 2012

FUCK MAN I FUCKING ADDICTED TO THOSE DAMN PISTACHIOS!

Pistachios by Troya! February 23, 2009

So Pistachio Fr Fr 

Synonymous to "that's so me" or "so true".
Can also be similar to "slay".

"God I'm tired" "So pistachio fr fr"
Or "Ah that movie was amazing, so pistachio fr fr"

So Pistachio Fr Fr by sopistachio January 6, 2023