Poonophobia

The fear of having sexual intercourse, often for the first time.

Bob - "Did Tim and Jane have sex last night?"

Rob - "Nah, Tim got poonophobia and said he'd rather watch a movie instead."

by Bill_Withers September 27, 2009

Poophoria

That euphoric feel after taking the perfect poo

John: yo. Why do you look so happy bro?

Peter: poophoria

John: well, shit

by Monkeybum December 15, 2015

popophobia

Having a fear of the police or any officer of the law.

Hey man, I would go with you to the police station, but I can't because I have popophobia.

by jacobymin June 12, 2007

pornphobia

What evolves in pornography addicted men who’ve been incarcerated for sex addiction and then scared straight into a new phase of monkhood.

Yeah dude, I think I’ll stay home and cook dinner tonight, I got a real strong case of pornphobia so gaming’s not even an option for me anymore.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

podaphobia

The irrational fear of the word "poda", which translates literally into "go away", and can be interpreted in some cases to be the equivalent of the English phrases "fuck off" or "piss off". Often feared by sufferers of Asbergers syndrome, podaphobia is estimated to afflict about 1 in every 600,000,000 people.

Student 1: "Poda"! (to Student 2)
Student 2: "ARRRGHHH!!! Why do you have to say that word!?" (suffers mental breakdown)
Student 3: That kid is suffering from podaphobia, the irrational fear of the word "poda". Don't say it around him.

by TheRoflChopper September 11, 2011

Poophobia

A fear of poo

He has poophobia

by abc chicken August 8, 2021

Poophoria

the feeling of satisfaction gained after having taken a huge dump, specially when the urges to poop were unbearable

Following the poophoria, Mike returned to the dinner table for some steak and mashed potatoes.

by Cecs Fabregas May 17, 2011