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poontanger

it is a verb meaning a guy (tanger) is tanging (having sex/fingering/eating/ exc) poon (a womens clam/vagina/hoochie) and a person who does that man/woman is called a poontanger where poon is the clam and tanger is the guy tanging the poon
"im going to go out with him cause i hear he is a hardcore poontanger!"
poontanger by Zeric December 18, 2005
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To take the lock off your cock and and go on a rampage for some poonanny!
Yo Jim, I'm finally over Michelle. It's time I go on a poonpage!
poonpage by cruise23 January 17, 2010

Pooptage 

N; a montage of uber skill and hardcoreness, a period of pooping on the opposition. For use mainly in first person shooters
HOLY FUCK did you see the Pooptage Enable exacted on all of team Impact @ Dallas?!?!?!
Pooptage by tarbabiusz May 6, 2011

Poontaneska 

The art of stretching ones ballsack over his asshole and farting on it making a crackling sound.
Man you can tell that guy practices poontaneska, look it his balls are on the ground.
Poontaneska by peepeeman0987 May 22, 2009
K's old lady is one hot bit of poonage.
poonage by Zonker Harris May 10, 2005

poontater 

Someone who frequently mishears what others say, thereby making themselves seem stupid.
Arose from an individual mishearing "Tomb Raider."

I said cheese stick, not cheese dick you poontater!
poontater by Lindsey Hatcher May 27, 2008

Poontaker 

Noun- Stemming from the Latin root Poonius Tactus, Poontaker is derived from a misspelling of the word "Roommate" using the texting application T9. Used in latin and then later seen in old english as Poontankium, a "Poontaker" is someone in your house who is very calming to others around them when doing their business, as confirmed by the scholarly and diplomatic lingua franca of Europe.
- Do you know anyone who is looking a new poontaker?

-I have some of the worst poontakers around.

-My poontaker keeps eating all my food.

-When im stressed, i just look to my poontaker for a little r and r.