A direct translation of Toronto man slang “wasteman” and/or “waste yute” into Central Ontario Hick slang. The “pons” in ponsoon is interchangeable with any prefix as long as the suffix remains as “oon”: such as flampoon or gnarloon.
That ponsoon over there doesnt know the difference between a raccoon and a dolphin.
pontoon boat full of females and one solitary badass male captain named Nick.
30 foot luxury “poontoon” All babes, hot or not it’s the Ultimate ''poontoon''
Gotta find me some more bitches for the late night “poontoon” ride