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poontoon 

some one how is annoying and or could have been annoying is a poontoon
miley cyrus is a poontoon
poontoon by jam10101 November 11, 2013

Poontoon 

“Hey man, I’ve really gotten into poontoons lately”

“That’s cool. The animation is good but I prefer the real thing
Poontoon by Eden the Magnificent October 21, 2017

Poontoons 

“Hey man, I’ve really gotten into poontoons lately”

“That’s cool. The animation is good, but I prefer the real thing
Poontoons by Eden the Magnificent October 22, 2017

Poonscoon 

When you shove your nose in a girls pussy and sneeze. You have succeeded when she screams bloody mary
Dude last night I poonscooned a girl
Poonscoon by Coxxxxxxx February 28, 2018
A direct translation of Toronto man slang “wasteman” and/or “waste yute” into Central Ontario Hick slang. The “pons” in ponsoon is interchangeable with any prefix as long as the suffix remains as “oon”: such as flampoon or gnarloon.
That ponsoon over there doesnt know the difference between a raccoon and a dolphin.
ponsoon by Indianleprechaun March 14, 2019

Poontoon 

pontoon boat full of females and one solitary badass male captain named Nick.
30 foot luxury “poontoon” All babes, hot or not it’s the Ultimate ''poontoon''
Gotta find me some more bitches for the late night “poontoon” ride
Poontoon by Badassss6969 December 15, 2019