Goofus: Crap, I spilled this spaghetti sauce all over my new shirt.
Gallant: Man, you eat like a poonjaber.
Gallant: Man, you eat like a poonjaber.
by grobey22 October 18, 2010

the opposite of a poonstab
I poonstabed her in the poonjab
by Jacqui Sonnamaker from SNU January 20, 2003

by stinram February 6, 2005

by clinton james Burgoyne August 24, 2009

by Hahn Highnote July 22, 2003

It is derived from the latin derivative poon, which means vagina, and job which means to have a profession, therefore you get a professional vagina.
Rhodes or "Sam get on the fucking rave" "No I don't want to get my vagina wet" "WOW your a total poon, actually your a fucking poonjabe".
by poonmastaflex August 20, 2008

The act of having sex with a woman on her period, and then dotting her forehead with blood on the head of the penis.
by FawkinJuuLee June 30, 2022
