porndar

Short for Porn-Radar. The ability to locate porn videos.

I can totally find a good video with my porndar!

by grizzlyz0r July 29, 2014

Poonaramic Vision

When someone hasn't got laid in a while, their vision is said to become "Poonaramic". A typical symptom of poonaramic vision is when everything they see reminds them of their lack of action.

Dude 1 - "Look at Michael, hes fully gone insane, going for everything and anything"
Dude 2 - "I know man, his lack of action has resulted in Poonaramic Vision"

by Impercinator February 15, 2010

Poontard

someone who is bad with girls
compound word of poontang (pussy) and retard

Hes a fucking poontard

by Go-Getter April 28, 2006

POONDAXD

POONDAXD is Zestfuls shadow. He's also relevant.

POONDAXD is SO relevant.

by POONDAXD September 22, 2020

Poonarnia

A Poonarnia is a poonani that is deceptively large. Who's outward appearance is of tightness, but the internal properties are of mythical proportions.

"mate, banged a girl with a poonarnia last night, couldn't feel shit mate."

"Babes, I can't wait to be in that tight, tight pussy....... oh... there's enough room for me and Aslan in here. "

by LIAM & MATT March 31, 2013

Poondangler

A real man's man as well as a real ladies man. One whom all the ladies want and all the men want to be. One of the nicest things a someone can say to a man. If someone is called this when you are around, be amazed because you are in the presence of greatness.

eric lipinski is a poondangler, while Mickey Rea is not.

by The Impulsivist June 11, 2009

poonyard

One who is constantly looking for or hunting the poontang...

I saw joe with three different chicks this week... What a poonyard...

by Joe the garza April 10, 2015