poopface

the funniest insult ever. Was most common in elementary school, but was not as funny back then.

Sorry I'm so late. Drew wouldn't borrow me the car. He was being a poopface.

by aquajerk/surly October 30, 2011

Poompa Doompa

An interesting fellow whos genitals can range from huge to fucking enormous

Dont Let Poompa Doompas Rape you

by NotPoompaDoompa June 9, 2018

Poombared

A giant waft of air that goes up your ass that is so strong it makes you jump up

Emily: what the fuck why did he jump up
Arnav: He must have got poombared

by Bigboichungua October 4, 2019

poofaff

A person in a white hazmat suit with a crown on their head.

Wow, I want to be a poofaff for Halloween.

by poofaff September 22, 2020

Poomsae

The patterns form of the Taekwondo Martial Art discipline. Poomsae is a combination of blocks and kicks resembling a fight containing attacking and defensive motions. Poomsae is a G4 level sport having been present in the Pan American and Asian Games, it also will see its Olympic Debut in 2028 as a trial event.

“Boxing and Ballet didn’t tickle my fancy, so I decided on poomsae!”

“I have muscle problems and can’t bend down to tie my shoes, I’m beginning to feel like a R E A L poomsae athlete!”

“i’m a sissy so i do poomsae”

by whitepoomsaeboy October 14, 2021

POOMA

Pulled Out Of My Ass. An acronym describing an especially crude estimate or statistical measure based on vague or insufficient supporting information.

Phase 2 is expected to require 150 man-days of effort, but since the customer has not yet defined the blending requirements this is just a POOMA estimate.

by Nick Milner November 19, 2007

schlond poofa

A term from Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse, describing a car part that attaches to the back of a car, releasing the smoke that the car produces.

Ken: That darned schlond poofa!
Barbie: Oh, Ken!

by I_am_cool_maddy January 3, 2021