poopert

Hole between two cheeks located near the buttocks area.

See arsehole.

Jimmy jammed his peepert up Wally's poopert!

by Sean January 31, 2004

poopertrooper

A toddler that wears diapers. More exactly , one that wears diapers and stills poops, a lot.

Babysitter: Dang? What did you feed this boy? He has been nothing but a poopertrooper all day!
Parent: Chili?

by Pinky,the original, not the one with the crazy defs December 20, 2004

pootertoot

root of all evil

pootertoot is awesome

by AGrz October 21, 2008

poovertime

To go for a poo during worktime, therefore being paid for it.
So by working extra hours for money you are doing overtime, by taking a dump in work hours you are earning poovertime.

you can work out your average poovertime rate by taking your hourly rate and dividing by 6 (assuming an average 10 minute " visit"). For example, you earn £15 an hour, your average poovertime rate is £2.50 .

" dude, where have you been for the last 10 miutes, its really busy in the office today"
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" Been on poovertime and earned £2,50"

by supranomicon October 1, 2012

poogery

Ridiculous; bullshit
The act of doing something to the point of it being considered foul

Did you see what she wrote on his car?

Yeah what was some poogery shit

by Thatjitg November 21, 2022

pooberty

When you are from 13 to 19. Sometimes 12 to 21. You are in a state of confusion. You are crabby all the time. You are past the point of puberty. It's the long drawn out version of puberty. Hence the name Poo-ber-tee. To sum it up: Very drama puberty....

Brandon: Darrin was acting really strange. One word answers, crying for no reason, not wanting to take a shower, Lashing out at everyone. What's wrong with him?

Andrew: Oh, You didn't know..He's still in Pooberty.

by Ruby Wells November 26, 2007

Pooger

A female Poog. The name is derived from a combination of their Poog counterparts, combined with the opportunistic and unrealistic ambitions of a washed-up Cougar.
Differences from the male Poog are as follows:
1. Prefers older classic rock from the 70's, such as The Eagles and Blondie.
2. Will quickly ask younger males at the bar to buy them a drink, rather than the classier Cougars that put some time into waiting for the young male to initiate.
3. Will use such pick-up lines as "I can suck the chrome off a bumper!", or "We can go back to my place, but I took the bus. Can you drive?"
- 3.5. Can actually suck the chrome off a bumper.
4. If not sporting a femmullet, they are often rocking some mean feathered bangs or a perm.
5. On welfare, and blames their ex-husband for their current status of not having a job.
6. Was born in walking distance to the bar they're currently in.
7. Can drink a beer while having a cigarette in their mouth without effort.
8. Pants options: Man jeans, acid-washed jeans, printed leggings, or anything pleated.
9. Used to cut hair for a living.
10. Grey roots showing.

"That Pooger's voice sounds like a man's!"
"What's with that Pooger's hair cut? 1990 was over a long time ago!"

by Basque JRED September 4, 2014