Poofing 

Verb.
The illegal act of styling the hair in a way to achieve extremely messy lift and tangles, in hopes of achieving power.

Markiplier: "No! I will NOT poof the hair. Poofing is highly illegal! You all know that!"

Poofing by smallfoss007 July 22, 2018

reindeer pooning 

the act of putting Christmas decoration reindeer into various sexual positions.

Look at those reindeer on that guys lawn Adam. we got to go reindeer pooning tonight

reindeer pooning by Kperg December 26, 2009

the pollening 

The pollening is a season in Cincinnati when all the plants suffocate Cincinnatians with pollen, it's in between third winter and actual spring.

Dude, the pollening is coming hopefully Kroger's hasn't been bought out of musinex.

the pollening by Lasalle > Elder May 11, 2019

poofing 

The sexual act of being anally penetrated by a blow up doll's penis or attached dildo.

Spent the whole night poofing, can't sit down and I need a new doll.

poofing by Magnus Rahl September 6, 2016

pooflinger 

a poo flinging ape poop doo doo madie is a big ape with afro tities

"shit son that bitch just flung poo at me what a monkey"
"thanks man i thought she might put poo up my ass with her big hairy flaming penis"
"yeah what a pooflinger"

pooflinger by pooflingers July 7, 2006

poopelingina 

When a girl wipes her behind from the front, cross-contaminating her vagina with feces.

Mary got a bad case of poopelingina, I told her to wipe correctly.

poopelingina by Brad Hough November 14, 2004

pooning 

the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment

i love pooning , i could smell girls bike seats all day :)

pooning by anonymous February 26, 2002