pontoontang

Anna Nicole Smith before she got fat = puntang
Anna Nicole Smith on her tv show(aka fat)= pontoon tang

pontoontang by Ogre December 25, 2004

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Pontooning

Blowing furiously onto the fatty portion of a man's testicles, producing a loud bubbly sound.

After her lover motorboated her breasts, she started pontooning him furiously.

Pontooning by catmontty January 5, 2015

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The opposite of wretched;

Someone or something that is completely cool, laid-back and ready to party.

Gurrrrl, that feathered hair is so not pontoon.

Vice Vaughn in Swingers is so pontoon.

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a code-name for penis

"Theres nothing like splashing a little water on my pontoon."

Pontoon by Skott October 17, 2004

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A beast of a word used by old pedophiles use to entice children into there bedrooms.

Old Man: "OOOOOOOOOH PONTOOOON"

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Idiots who support lower league football trash from Grimsby in England.

Another easy win today. We're playing Grimsby Town. They like to think of themseles as Pontoonites but I know they're just crap.

pontoonite by Ivy Oh August 7, 2003

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Pontoon and drug used by people who have ADHD.

How bout them addies son?
I got a orange pontoon.

pontoon by Smacktards October 30, 2007

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