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Magical Ponies

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.
Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!
by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010
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calm your ponies

A very annoying replacement for "hold your horses", "calm yourself", "chill out, dude".

A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are

a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster
"Dude, I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me!"
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"

"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."
by fafoyojo March 13, 2010
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Pensi

The upcoming model of the male sexual organ from mother nature. There is no release day as of writing this but it is said to have been in development for several years now.
Woah! Is that one of those new Pensi?

Hell yeah!
Nice!
by Pensiman February 3, 2021
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Pömsig

Sleepy. "Pömsig" is a childish way to say "sömnig", which means "sleepy" in Swedish. The word was popularized by the show "Gubben i lådan" in the 1960's. In later years, a myth has appeared, that the "real" meaning of the word is "sexually exhausted".
Ungarna på dagiset var pömsiga (The kids at the daycare center were "pömsig")
by JibbaJabbaMartin May 24, 2007
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free poning it

The end of your period and you're not wearing a tampon. You're tamponless.

Like when dudes refer to no underwear or boxers as free balling it.
Hey girl! I'm probably down to swim later. My period is about done and I've been free poning it all day without any drippage!

Free poning is defined as no tampon in vagina.
by Larla June 29, 2017
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ponding basin

An open field, usually covered with grass, about the size of a football field or larger that is sunken into the ground ten feet or more from the surrounding land. Some storm drains empty into a ponding basin. They help deal with runoff to prevent flooding. The edges are usually somewhat steep, and if they are high enough, they can be used for sledding.
We flew kites in the ponding basin, even though the ground was a little moist.
by Muthah Monkee May 25, 2004
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ponified

1) (Past tense of ponify) Turned a character or object into a pony character, commonly in an art style of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic;
2) (Adjective) Being in a form of a pony character.
1) IF WE PONIFIED MORE MEMES, THAT'D BE GREAT
2) "Why aren't you ponified yet?!" —Some brony to some random person on the internet
by EcoLof November 3, 2018
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