Poofolio

It's the collection of poop pictures that you store on your cell phone from all of your friends that send you pictures of their poop. It's something to be proud of, but could get kinda weird if you lose your phone.

Jeff: Hows your poofolio coming along?
Kyle: its strong, but lookin for some mud monkeys to really impress my friends
Jeff: theres no such thing as a shitty poofolio

by ky'el August 19, 2009

Poofoon

Combo of buffoon and poof

George from GRINDR asks me out to dinner and drinks and then asks me to pay him back, whatta strait up poofoon

by surkmydirk March 6, 2022

poofo

slang for passing gas, aka fart

that chick over there just poofoed

by steve December 13, 2003

Pomofrito

Pomegranite flavored fritos

I opened a variety pack of chips and found a pack of pomofritos

by Blerry February 8, 2009

Pomodoto

Portmanteau of pomo (short of postmodern) and doto (defender of the obvious).

His jokes are too pomodoto for my taste

by Drdq July 4, 2015

pomodoring

Doing anything other than interacting with an interlocutor.

— So, do you like TV shows?
an hour later...
— Sorry I was just busy with some things here (pomodoring).

by koperface October 23, 2019

poofoon

A combination of the term ‘poof’ & ‘buffoon’ to create the pejorative: Puffoon/pafoon/poofoon

I got a call from somebody claiming to be from my bank to collect my social security number and account details – I told him he’s wasting his time and to try a better scam with a less intelligent poofoon next time!

by anonymous March 6, 2022