Noun : A homosexual male who wants to live the fabulous go-go life of apple-tinis and disco balls but doesn't have the job or means to support it.
Hey Brad, next time you get dumpster diving for a boyfriend don't be bringing back no PoMo. That last one you found at Wal-Mart was a mess.
by edpa123 January 19, 2010
A squad or group of kids usually in the Midwest that run around performing illegal acts like the trashcan trick, bulldogging, smoking weed, and throwing bangers.
by TheGoldeGoat February 14, 2018
Matthew Thompson is very much a Pomo!
by 5p January 12, 2011
A porch monkey, a.k.a an african american, hispanic, or poor youth.
One who chills on their porch all day.
One who chills on their porch all day.
Mark: Yo dude, look at that pomo!
Tyler: Yeah, hes been sittin' there all day!
Mark: wow, what a porch monkey
Tyler: Yeah, hes been sittin' there all day!
Mark: wow, what a porch monkey
by hahehe May 18, 2010
I put in a lot of Derrida and Barthes references in my 1990 thesis cause I had a serious case of pomo fomo.
by NeverGiveASuckerAnEvenBreak July 09, 2018
One who has a hipster attitude, but is so far gone that s/he believes that even hipsters are too mainstream; a rejection altogether of hipster culture, sometimes in favor of fitting in with the mainstream (not ironically--that is too hipster) in order be indistinguishable from the pack and difficult to classify. Pomo hipsters (also known as posters or pomo-mini-hipsters, in reference to post-modern minimalistic hipsters) can be seen wearing clothing choices that are nondescript; Logo's are no-go's for a pomo hipster. Pomo hipsters are literally the post-contemporary hipster--they are so hipster that they cannot bare to be hipsteresque. Most of the time, a pomo-hipster can only be picked out from a crowd from her/his tastes--posters will throw out most mainstream music and indie music, and will claim an interest in art not for its brooding nature and social impact but "because it is just kind of fun." Mainly, pomo hipsters are pretentious, but ahead of the hipster curve.
Person 1: "Wow, he hates everything mainstream--he is such a hipster!"
Person 2: "No, he wouldn't be caught dead wearing a beanie or listening to Arcade Fire."
Person 1: "Good point. He is definitely a pomo hipster"
Person 2: "No, he wouldn't be caught dead wearing a beanie or listening to Arcade Fire."
Person 1: "Good point. He is definitely a pomo hipster"
by Aspartame, 2nd Century Greece September 28, 2011