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Hong Kong Police

One of the worst police force in the world, a.k.a. blackened cops. They brutally beat citizens with modified truncheons, shoot them with rubber bullets directly in the eyes, bind them up and torture them in a chamber, fire infinite rounds of expired tear gas in confined space, collude with gangsters to wage terrorist attacks. They often disguise themselves to act as agents provocateur, or commit perjury in order to charge innocent people. They cut the emergency hotline at will, or close the shop when they don't feel like it. They tell lies without limit, their morals non-exist. They have both very low IQ and EQ, yet receive high salary by sucking the cock of the CCP. They are nothing but a heap of dog shit.
guy 1: "Hong Kong Police!"
everyone: "Know the law but break it!!"
guy 1: "blackened cops!"
everyone: "SHAME!!"
by proud of being a Hongkonger August 21, 2019
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bigger dick foreign policy theory

First proposed by George Carlin following the initiation of the Persian Gulf War in 1991; the bigger dick foreign policy theory theorizes the justification of war (or conflict in general) being based solely on the size of the aggressor's penis in comparison to the penis size of the defender. Generally, the aggressor possesses a smaller penis in comparison to the defender, and so feels compelled to attack/invade/conquer the defender in order to feel better and prove to others that he is the superior of the two, despite his smaller penis size.

When used to explain war justification, it also explains the visual similarity between rockets, bombs, and bullets, and features they share with phallic imagery, as "the need to project the penis into other peoples' affairs", and is thought to be the origin of the phrase "fucking with people".

The bigger dick foreign policy theory is usually born out of, and is very often related to, dick fear.
"You don't have to be a historian or a political scientist to see bigger dick foreign policy theory at work. It sounds like this: 'What, they have bigger dicks?! Bomb them!'"
by iAmJimmyHoffa January 25, 2014
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Polish Identity Theft

When someone steals your personal information and pays your bills.
Me: My credit score went up and my car is now paid? WTF?

You: You are a victim of Polish Identity Theft
by Joey Paisan May 10, 2011
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shoe polish

Make sure your shoe polish contains silver nitrate first, otherwise it won't work and you'll get your head torn off instead.
by ibangerjeepers May 21, 2022
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Big Stick Policy

1. Big stick ideology, big stick diplomacy, or big stick policy refers to President Theodore Roosevelt's foreign policy, "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far"
2. A human generated meat stick that can make some one reach their climax and is able to go in and out of certain places. It is also able to create new life in females
“ Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far”-Theodore Roosevelt
“GO IN! HARDER! MORE!”-A Person Trying The Big Stick
“I love the big stick policy”-A Person After Trying The Big Stick
by SasorSauce December 15, 2022
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Policarpio

A surname of Greek and Italian origin.

From the Greek, "poly" and "karpos" meaning 'many fruit'. This pertains to 'many children' or 'many offspring' instead of 'many plant genitalia'.

The family crest motif is yellow, black, and red-orange, featuring a large black eagle perched on a red-orange branch, set against a yellow background. The crest is of Greek origin, still popularly used by the descendant of the Pontian Greeks. The eagle, of course, is a symbol of strength, immortality, farsightedness, and courage. In mythology, Zeus often took on the form of an eagle.

Historians have speculated that the name 'Policarpio' derives from Saint Polycarp, once a bishop of Smyrna. Saint Polycarp was known to have many followers and disciples that travelled all over the world, hence the varying locations in which the surname 'Policarpio' are popular (Italy, Spain, the Philippines). His many followers may also explain why he has 'many fruit' because he considered his followers as his children.
There is a 'Policarpio Street' in the Philippines that is popular during Christmas due to its lavish decorations. This only proves how awesome this name is.
by thoreauviandouche August 8, 2012
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Polish helicopter

After consuming 10-15 beers you hang yourself naked upside down from the ceiling fan .. You then pee continuously till you become dizzy and fall to the floor ....a somewhat high risk maneuver so some form of head protection is usually advised when performing this act
PHIL: "hey Larry do you and Cindy want to come over for dinner tonight?"..... LARRY:" probably not she's not talking to me since I pissed all over her couches and fell through her glass coffee table doing the polish helicopter last night
by Super jo jo and friends July 13, 2016
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