Pokeman

An incorrect spelling of pokemon, usually spoken by any person over the age of 35, or are totally unaware of the game itself.

"My son and his friends are playing with their little pokemans."

by JustNuclear January 07, 2015

Pokeman

One of the many incorrect ways to say Pokemon.

Mom: Show your nice friend Billy your Pokeman collection.
Me: 1. It is pronounced Pokemon 2. I haven't liked them since I was 11.
Mom: But just yesterday you made me bring you to the store to buy a pack of Pokeman cards.
Me: Shut up mom! Not in front of my friends.

by im not a pedo May 13, 2019

Pokemans

(1)A word retards use to make fun of pokemon, in an attempt be funny.
(2) A word confused old people use to complain about what there children are doing.

Brah1:Look at my pokemans.
Brah2:stfu you retard

by Dalemans August 06, 2011

pokemans

A term school bullies use when attempting to get 'nerds' to correct them.

Bully: Hey, Kid! I love Pikachu what's your favorite Pokemans?
Guy: It's PokeMON!
Bully: (laughs and runs away)

by Tmunger November 03, 2007

Pokeman

An adult manboy who has aged passed his teen years and still refuses to discard his mental and physical obsession with pokemon. These "people" are often sincerely frowned, if not deeply forehead-wrinkled, upon. If you are in any way associated with one or more of these vile creatures, it is in your best interest to immediately contact PETA as he/they are probably trying to rape your cat and/or dog, or fish and probably your rodant pets too.

Pokeman.

by Silenced Guilt December 15, 2014

Pokeman

An adolescent who is still addicted to the game, Pokemon.

"Man, Timmy. Look at that Pokeman on the bench over there. He must be at least 40. And he's got Sapphire version."

"Huh?"

by TheGreatestPhoenix December 17, 2008

Pokeman

A man who is obsessed with the pokemon traing card game.

Want to come over to my house so we can play some POKEMAN!!!!

by ME March 14, 2005