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Sploogie Poindexter

a male masterbator; usually a computer geek that is addicted to porn sites.
The IT guy is such a Sploogie Poindexter that his thumb and forefinger are constantly slick.
by David December 2, 2003
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cody poindexter

omg hes so hot! he is really funny,sweet, nice, and ausome and hes like the best! ok....and did i metion how hot he is!
i saw cody and he was so hot that i...i dunno ya...
by im not saying! February 26, 2005
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Poindexter shoes

Big shoes with massive oversized heals usualy between sizes 4-11 they are so hideous only the hideously unpopular would wear them.
Usualy those who wear them wear big glasses and are wannabes that pretend to be intelligent when they don't really know a damn.
Kid trips over nerd with the oversized "poindexter shoes" he is wearing
kid- *In sarcastic tone* "hey nice shoes where did you get them from?"
Poindexter- "Uhm really gee thanks I got another pair at home if you would like a pair"
*Kids friends laugh*
Kid- "puh like I would wear them don't you understand the term sarcasm why don't you wear trainers like us dudes then people will think you are cool and won't think you are a poindexter"
Poindexter- *scratches head* "Duh sarcasm poindexter cool?"
by Anonymous454234 April 20, 2010
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cody poindexter

omg hes so hot! he is really funny,sweet, nice, and ausome and hes like the best!
i saw cody and he was so hot that i...i dunno
by uh.... February 26, 2005
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Poindexter

A man named Jeffery Hokanson, who is really into zombies & feet. Emphasis on the feet though, like Quinten Tarantino into feet. He also acts smart and pretends to know all these facts but in reality all his knowledge is based and fake cause the only news he reads if fake news on 4chan.
Jeff, stop being such a Poindexter about Quinten Tarantino and his feet obsession.
by SoiBoi Shylock April 29, 2024
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Hitler Poindexter

Hitler Poindexter is a Psychological Project,

To perfect the Human Psyche,
After a Man Snorted a bunch of gonorrhea Meth and Hallucinated Necronomicon Gates being opened and Zombies Running around,

To later report to the Sheriff's Office, and be declared Hitler Poindexter, and if he failed his Test the Police will hack him up in the back woods.
Hitler Poindexter is going to Devote himself to the library
by Hitler Poindexter February 14, 2024
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Benjamin Poindexter

a term commonly used to describe a catboy with a fat ass
person 1: "look at that catboy with a fat ass."
person 2: "omg he's such a Benjamin Poindexter."
person 1: "ikr."
by bvllseyes July 22, 2023
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