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pokeaholic

someone who constantly is poking people on facebook
Brittany is a pokeaholic, she pokes me 5 to 7 times a day
pokeaholic by i_lost_the_game March 30, 2010

Pootaholics 

1. People who can't get enough of Dj Pootie !

2. Dj Pootie groupies.

3. Me ! I'm a Pootaholic.
Guy: Damn man, the club is full of Pootaholics tonight !

Girl: Hell yeah ! Why'd you think i agreed to coming out here with you tonight?

Guy: To hang with me ?

Girl: Hell no foo' I came out here with you so you could get me into the club, to see Dj Pootie !

Guy: Damn you Dj Pootie ! -walks away in shame-
Pootaholics by Pootaholic202 August 27, 2009

potatolicious 

A noun or verb. 1. A potato that is very delicious. 2. Something that is very potatoey. 3. Something amazing.
1. He is very potatolicious.
2. The taco was very potatolicious.
3. 'Potatolicious dude!' He told his friend after the friend burped.

potatolicious 

1) a way to describe something that is extremely good.

2) a way to describe a piece of clothing that looks good on a person.
1) I won the lottery!! That is so potatolicious!!

2) That hat looks so potatolicious on you!
potatolicious by J Mizzle December 22, 2003

poopaholic 

If you poop a lot in 1 day you may be a poopaholic
poopaholic by Edie Rod January 2, 2008

podaholic 

A term to descirbe someone who is utterly consumed with an Apple iPod or any mp3/portable music player.

Typically, they can be spotted with wires dangling from their ears and may have a certain oblivious look to them. They tend to not realize they are the receipient of shouts of "Excuse Me" or "Hey, look where you're going."

They can usually be seen having a strange head bob, a body twitch and/or inexplicable movement of the lips. Occasionally, one may even observe strange sounds eminating from the oral cavity that may resemble some incomprehensible tune or lyrics. (This may be a mating ritual.)

They also tend to measure time not by a clock, but by battery life or amount of "juice" left.

Their most comfortable environment is the subway, but also may enjoy busy sidewalks or any place else they can ignore a crowd of people that has enveloped them.

The rest of the time is spent hidden in their lair using every last penny of their rent, alimony, child support payments and drug money on "ear candy" from iTunes, Napster and other purveyors of aural delights.

Warning: Beware the ones that stare at you while shouting lyrics at the top of thier lungs- they are extremely dangerous!
"Excuse me. Excuse ME. EXCUSE ME. I'm trying to get off here. Goddamned podaholic!"