POACHIN

A word used between friends to alert one another of the presence of a cougar (milf) without bringing the attention of the cougar to your group or yourself.

Over there!!!!! POACHIN!!!!!

Let’s go to the zoo to do some POACHIN!!!!!

cougar milf zoo alert

by POACHIN December 6, 2017

Farmville Poaching

Someone who sits at the home page of facebook, waiting for some other low life to post that they have found a unique,"lonely" animal on their farm. And then proceeing to adopt it within the first 30 seconds of the post.

Austin - "Hey Dan, wanna hang out today?"

Dan - "No I can't, i'm farmville poaching."

Austin - "Get a life."

by P titties October 18, 2009

table poaching

The act of patrons staking out and claiming a table in a "seat yourself" lounge/restaurant before staff is given a fair chance to buss it off or previous customers leave. This usually happens during a dinner-rush.

This results in the server becoming annoyed and having to awkwardly reach over and make "small talk" with customers as they wipe off the previous mess.

Server 1: " My table is just about to leave, they're getting their coats on. I just have to ring-up a Mastercard, and I can clear it off..."

Server 2: "Too late. Check out the dude at the entrance. Definitely table poaching. He's making a bee-line to 106. Aaaaand, yup, he just asked your table if he could sit there."

by disgruntledserver December 4, 2010

poaching

To go after other women, while currently in a relationship. i.e. hunting out of season

He was down at the bar poaching again....

by Matt Larson July 20, 2005

Poaching trout

To fish trout fisheries at night to avoid paying, have a drink, a fire and fish how you like.

Also trout are also usually more active at night at fisheries so the results can be awesome !

Guy A - Poaching trout is a great laugh

Guy B - I know right !

by Allan Hunter August 1, 2011

Peachiness

To feel overwhelmed and beyond the point of being/feeling peachy

Louie: How are you x
Hayley: Just got a feeling of unreal peachiness!

by JRS97_ July 3, 2015

beaver poaching

Occurs when you’ve laid all the ground work to hook up with a chick, and a friend swoops in to steef that chick while you’re in the bathroom.

He's a cool dude, but you have to watch him on the beaver poaching.

by harlan50 March 20, 2009