Porpussy

This is the sister of the porpoise and it loves eating dick, anything with 2 legs and a penis its all over it!

"Damn that porpussy is all over his dick man!". Random old guy in the back of the stage--"And thats not even a human!"

Porpussy by Niggachu killer June 29, 2019

priapussy 

(pry'ay PUH' see)
one who drives a priapus

A priapus (pry AY' pihs) is a sports car with an automatic transmission, derived from the Greek god Priapus, who had an enormous but impotent penis.

That priapussy spent all that money on an Audi TT, but he got it with an automatic.

priapussy by Yiznontz May 16, 2008

porcupussy 

The day after a chick shaves her snatch and it's all stubbly. A prickly shag muffin.

I went down on my girl and git rug rash from her porcupussy. Snatch vag muff muffin

porcupussy by Boofisam July 8, 2014