pns

A penis

Frec doesn't have a pns

by Nick January 13, 2003

Pn

Abbreviation for Private Note

I sent a PN to my girl friend

by Stais September 06, 2005

pns

Pacific Northwest Swimming acronym.

Also confused with penis or pms. The term confuses non-swimmers.

nonswimmer- "Dude, what are you doing this weekend?"
swimmer- "I'm going to PNS championships."
... awkward silence...
swimmer- "my championship meet"
... continued awkward silence...
swimmer- "I'm swimming the 200 breastroke."
... nonswimmer gapes... more awkward silence...
swimmer- "Oh, screw this." and walks away

by lifeguardhotstuff August 04, 2008

PNS

- “Poor Nigga Syndrome” Men from the hood with a good mentality. Who don’t have any money, a father or morals. They act tough and treat women like shit. And are afraid to show feelings.

Me : “you don’t support black lives matter”

My friend from the hood: “niggas die everyday”

Me : “Damn nigga your PNS is so bad”

by city girls up 1 February 04, 2022

PN

German > English translation of PM or Private Message. Used by flippers or large gentlemen with questionable sexual interests

"I have $10 ship costs which are included. PN for more details"

by Asshole Gangster September 23, 2019

PNS

Phone Number Scales. describing somebody who is SO FAT, so OBESELY OVERWEIGHT that if/when they are stupid enough to attempt to weigh themselves, the scales will display their phone number.

john - DUDE check that PNS... she reminds me of you mum
dave - i am going to permanently seperate you from your balls

by jackdarton July 30, 2007

Pn

Pussy niggas

All boys are pn now and days

by Notapn March 14, 2017