Planck length

1. The smallest measurable length, 1.616 * 10^-35 meters.
2. The distance light travels in one Planck time, 5.39 * 10^-44 seconds.
3. The length of your penis.

Budge a Planck length and I shoot.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

pheasant plucker

A song involving a tongue twister.

John:
Person1: I bet you can't say this.
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
I am only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.

Person2:
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant fucker's son.
I am only fucking pheasants 'till the peasant fucker comes.

by bilbo_9923 April 27, 2011

plucked

A state of utter frustration.

Taken from the annoyance of a chicken, or any feathered creature having their feathers plucked off.

Diva 1: Did you see what noxema posted about you on her blog?!
Diva 2: Yes honey, i saw it yesterday and believe me i was plucked!

by Aniko October 10, 2006

Brrssssshcwhir, brrssssshcwhir, brrssssshcwhir, brshcwhir, pounck

The noise my old fridge makes as the compressor shuts down.

*Fridge talk* Brrssssshcwhir, brrssssshcwhir, brrssssshcwhir, brshcwhir, pounck *Silence*

by The Girl Who Knows It All. May 28, 2010

Plunkett

A word that is to be utilized for virtually any situation or context. The word is both a verb, an adjective, noun or pronoun or any other type of word it needs to be. Primarily Meant to be Pronounced with a British accent.

"What do you want me to do with this?"
"Just Plunkett!"

"Have you seen my Plunkett?"

by Goldencrispynuggets November 28, 2011

Pluntkin

A very precise sexual act which can only occur on Halloween or during Mardi Gras. While dressed in a pumpkin costume, a man takes a poop, and during this lights up a fat blunt and receives a blowjob. These simultaneous actions are known as a pluntkin, not to be mistaken for the simple blumpkin.

Jim, wearing his new pumpkin outfit, headed into the shitter. While squeezing one out, he lit up that ounce blunt he had been saving in his back pocket for a special moment, and soon after taking that first hit, he shocked to find Sarah opening the bathroom door, getting on her knees, and begin giving him a pluntkin.

by pluntmaster January 27, 2009

canadian water-pluck

When your taking such a huge shit. That as soon as the heavy ass projectile hits the water it creates a drop big enough to go up and slightly in your ass hole. Therefore making the rest of your dirty business very wet and uncomfortable.

Yo dude, i was taking the biggest shit last week and when the huge thing fell in the water i got a canadian water-pluck, and now i still have that damn water in my ass and it moves around when i walk.

by ZERXq51 March 4, 2009