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Crock potted

Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.
You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.
by Irishbackrub February 6, 2017
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Secretive Plotter

From Omniscient Reader's viewpoint.

The great Plotter that crawls from nothing.
You will never know who Secretive Plotter is
by Father of rich night May 13, 2022
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Harry Plotter

Someone who is obsessed with a fictional character and plans to marry them. They often carry pictures of them, know the plot all or most of their book or series by heart, can recite multiple quotes from the books, and have reffered to themselves as "Mr./Mrs. (character's last name)." Examples include: Edward Cullen, Harry Potter, Emmet Cullen and Jasper Cullen.
Mike: Yo Dude! My girlfriend Jane is such a Harry Plotter! She's so obsessed with Edward Cullen that she plastered her locker with pictures with him, and changed her Facebook name to "Jane Cullen."
Mark: Dude, I feel your pain. My ex, Mary, changed her name to "Mary Potter" on Facebook.
by White N' Nerdy January 10, 2009
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Une plotte c't'une plotte

Name of a french canadian song by a well known Rap music group named Black Taboo. It literraly mean : A vagina is a vagina
In the context of the song, it means that they don't really care with who they are mating, as long as it is a young female that has a vagina.
Une plotte c't'une plotte
Une queue ça pas d'z'yeux
Une coup d'langue dans slut
Pis ton string est en feu

C't'encore Richard
Enweille l'ostie mange manges ma raie
El' poudré calme toé
y'est trop tard pour ton trait

J'suis B-C
Le pro du cunilingus
Une bouchée bébé?
Du clitoris jusqu'à l'anus (...)
by le plotteur September 26, 2010
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Crock-potted

To enter a restroom for the purpose of vomiting after someone defecated...and they didn't warn you knowing you were going to vomit.
My girlfriend took a shit in the restroom and when I went to vomit she didn't warn me...She "Crock-Potted" me.
by New York Bunny May 1, 2014
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potted meat

A canned meat made from ground rats that ate the bologna off of the floor.
The the cat wouldn't eat the potted meat.
by Nick December 4, 2004
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Potted

1. The midpoint between attractive and munted.
2. Average looking , nothing special.
Guy1. Wait wasn't she munted though.
Guy2. Nah she wasn't , just potted
by M.O'queef May 25, 2016
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