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Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish

"I was told I should get a college degree. So, I went and got a Masters' degree in literary criticism of French medieval bread recipes from an online university."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."
by donaldpelosi January 6, 2020
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peeing out of my butt

Extremely loose stool consisting mostly of brown liquid rather than solid turds. Severe diarhea, the runs, the squirts.
The day after a delicious basket of spicy hot wings from Bdubs I was wishing I had a cold river to shit in. I had the shits so bad I felt like I was peeing out of my butt.
by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006
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Peeing on the fire

when a group of people are laughing and another person makes it completely stop.
Group- "Hahahahahaha! Good one!

Guy- "Boats are cool."

Group- "WTF? Dude you are peeing on the fire"
by kicker159951 December 4, 2010
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peeing mechanics

A skill set for guys have that enables them to aim their piss when they pee. Different situations call for different mechanics.
When everyone is sleeping and I have to pee, I use my peeing mechanics to hit the sides of the toilet. This way no one can hear me pee.
by Jkimmy98 March 6, 2014
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imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear

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bro imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear
by SirSlashyDucks February 10, 2022
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peeing outdoors

Peeing outdoors is something most people love to do. For obvious reasons it is much easy for males to do though, but girls do manage. There are many places to pee outdoors, in fact basically anywhere.
"OMG, I really gotta pee but I can't find the toilet"
"Never fear, there's a lovely bush by here"

It's very simple and very fun. Try peeing outdoors... Now!!
by Peeer July 12, 2009
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peeing

1. The act of your weewee/vagina leeking.
2. Sometimes forced act of urinating.
I am peeing on your leg.

Bobby can't stop peeing his pants.

She is peeing abnormally.
by CJDJ September 25, 2005
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