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Getting Plastered

Oh man! Last night was crazy! we were getting plastered so bad!
by Awesomeness_xx December 20, 2014
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pleaserwhore

A woman who is a sycophant to men in an attempt to personally avoid being the target of misogyny.
"I totally understand how men are upset about how feminism has taken their rights away. Men, we need to start championing maleness in society, and I totally support you and please don't hurt me please."

--"Was that Michelle Malkin?"
--"Yeah. What a pleaserwhore."
by dozey12 April 30, 2013
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plaster face

The face you put on when shaking your bosses hand or meeting you parents old friends. Its a smile and nod, but you have no idea why you smiling. also used when someones telling a very bad joke, but you want to make them feel better.
-"oh look at Matt shaking Mr.Hayes hand, he has a total plaster face on"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"
by HH8 November 26, 2010
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Plastered Mcshitfaced

When someone exceeds one's own toxicity level on st. patty's day, during the "plastered mcshitfaced" stage it's rumored that one sees leprechauns and a pot of gold as well as a speaking with an Irish brogue.
I was so plastered mcshitfaced I could have sworn I saw two leprechauns doing anal on a pot of gold.
by Brandon aka Shamus O'Tool March 11, 2013
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plaster saint

A Fucking Hypocrite; Pretending to be perfect when you definitely are not; The Dead Rabbitts sing about it;
I've listened to your bullshit lies
One too many fuckin times,
Don't point the finger my way cause you are no plaster saint
by MikeHawkHollywood January 29, 2015
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hot caesar pleaser

After receiving head, a man finishes across the forehead of his lady friend. This will give the lucky lady the appearance of a Greek grass crown.
Barbara felt dignified and regal after receving her first Hot Caesar Pleaser.
by Mike Gayner April 14, 2005
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Plastered

Drunk: when you drink a shitload of booze
That chick was so plastered.
by Ames Hill November 16, 2007
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