A Jack Off Plea (JOP) is what you beg your masturbation buddy to do -- "Ahhh ... don't stop, that feels sooo good, I'm almost there, I'm gonna cum soon, yes ... I feel my cumshot ... I'm cummming ... I'm having a cum-rush pleasure-gasm !!!".
by USAF Cadet January 23, 2021
Get the Jack-Off Pleamug. To claim you are offended by something someone else says, no matter how insignificant or small it is, in order to play the martyr and gain the support of others even if you are in the wrong.
A tactic uses by people who are losing an argument to try to be the victim and gain support of others.
A tactic uses by people who are losing an argument to try to be the victim and gain support of others.
Don't try to use an offence plea here buddy!
A simple debate went wrong when the guy used an offence plea to gain support.
A simple debate went wrong when the guy used an offence plea to gain support.
by Gaijin Dad April 20, 2018
Get the Offence Pleamug. Another term for a hostage negotiation.
You are being restrained and threatened unless you sign a paper you don't want to sign.
The best option is to get the hostage free and far enough away they can't be harmed by their terrorist assailants or extradited back to them.
You are being restrained and threatened unless you sign a paper you don't want to sign.
The best option is to get the hostage free and far enough away they can't be harmed by their terrorist assailants or extradited back to them.
Did you sign the plea agreement?
Na, they wanted me to snitch so I'm bout to bounce forever because snitches in ditches.
Na, they wanted me to snitch so I'm bout to bounce forever because snitches in ditches.
by WGstyles July 28, 2023
Get the Plea agreementmug. When you really plea for coochie, during a time in distress . Sometimes with a gift to increase your chances of her accepting or straight up begging.
by BruhWhoTookMyToes May 28, 2020
Get the coochie pleamug. A way for some offenders to abuse the criminal justice system by avoiding conviction of more serious charges which would result in a sentence that includes a term of incarceration or other requirements that would get in the way of their future criminal activity.
In the plea bargaining phase the defendant was able to negotiate with the help of their attorney a pleas of guilty to the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Murder over Sex Abuse because they didn't want to have to register as a Sex Offender.
by ClassicRow_idk November 11, 2024
Get the plea bargainingmug. The process of requesting, typically through a social media outlet, that all legit friends and family call or text you with their numbers because your cellphone lost its contact due to damage or a software malfunction.
"Dude, why didn't you call me back yesterday?"
"I dropped my phone in the toilet and my contacts disappeared. Didn't you see the phone tree plea in my Facebook status?"
"I dropped my phone in the toilet and my contacts disappeared. Didn't you see the phone tree plea in my Facebook status?"
by wordmaestro September 16, 2011
Get the phone tree pleamug. An Adjective or Verb describing what is going on/ what you're doing /Calling someone out on Bullshit
1.
"yo what's the moves for tonight?"
"were Pleaing blackout by midnight at afters."
"word, good plea"
2.
"Don't plea that bitch, she's chopped"
"word, im blacked my b"
3.
"yoo, I had mad bitches on me last night"
"Don't Plea."
"yo what's the moves for tonight?"
"were Pleaing blackout by midnight at afters."
"word, good plea"
2.
"Don't plea that bitch, she's chopped"
"word, im blacked my b"
3.
"yoo, I had mad bitches on me last night"
"Don't Plea."
by The Cern October 26, 2020
Get the Pleamug.