perculate

the growling and gas build-up in one's guts prior to needing to take a huge or greesy shit.

Dude, I gotta get home. I'm startin' to perculate!!

by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008

Pusculate

Verb, meaning to spew pus

The wound looked as though it would pusculate at any moment.

by Jayde August 27, 2004

disculate

When a disc performs the functions of a calculator.

Amelia didn't use her disc correctly, she tought it couldn't disculate!

by jahello October 30, 2011

perculate

to get something started

yo im bout to get this perculated uo in here

by daknelia January 14, 2006

postulate

A scientific word meaning to "pull from one's ass." In the below sentence, this means that one or more scientists pulled that fact out of their asses. Whether or not they pulled your mom from one or more of their asses is left open to question. She may still be in there.

Scientists postulate that your mom has been fucked over two billion times in human history.

by Mecha Godzilla November 3, 2007

Perculate

The noise when you milk a bong

Stoner 1: "Dude your bong perculates so loud!"

Stoner 2: "I know its awesome!" (takes hit)

by The_Man_With_Stuff September 14, 2011

Pissulate

When you hold onto your piss for so long it hurts more than blue balls!

Oh man I was in agony with pissulate earlier

by Pissulate December 17, 2021