Pisstake

When you're taking a piss and make the mistake of losing focus and peeing places other than the toilet.

Jeez Debra, glad we potty trained Lil Johnny who has a massive pisstake all over the bathroom.

by Yekim December 14, 2021

Pisstakes

When someone tells you that they are taking/or took an thing that belongs to you, with or without your consent.

"I spent that money we set aside for something, since I couldn't get ahold of you before the buying window closed, I went ahead and bought it without talking to you first. I figured you would understand."

" That person pisstakes whatever they want."
*Someone telling you they plan/planned on stealing from you

by Revealer.of.the.Truth December 6, 2025