dammit pinecone

whenever anything negative happens in life, the pain can be eased by yelling "dammit pinecone!" and putting the blame on this sad excuse of a living organism.

-OUCH I STUBBED MY flippin FOOT!!! DAMMIT PINECONE!!!

by tadertodd December 14, 2010

pop out a pinecone

taking a shit

you stay her while i go and pop out a pinecone

by havalaf November 5, 2009

Pinecone Plunge

The act of having a Pinecone inserted in your asshole.

Chad- "Yo dude let's take the Pinecone Plunge! Everyone bend over and relax!"

12 year olds- "The Fortnite squad has spoken, for losing us that match we are going to give you a Pinecone Plunge as punishment!."

Camper Bob- "During my hike last weekend I got tired and wanted to rest. I sat down on the side of the trail and accidentally gave myself a PineCone Plunge. It really hurt!"

by Seeeean August 12, 2018

Pinecone

A person who is so utterly dull and boring that you could dip him in peanut butter and roll him in nuts and birds would feed off of him

"I can't believe you dated Steve, he was such a pinecone"

by Clydeeee February 14, 2012

Pinecone Kid

1) A kid with down syndrome whos job is to sell pinecones. He offers quality pinecones that are edible for anything.

2) Someone who sells pinecone and retarded.
Also a member of the pinecone clan

Pinecone Kid: Sir you want to buy a pinecone?

Wall:

Pinecone Kid: Sir are you there? Sir?

by Jet February 25, 2005

Pinecone phenomena

When you want to fuck your dead Nan but your dead fish tries to cock block you

The fish’s name has to be Barry for this to work

Hey Nan , wanna do the Pinecone phenomena

by 720tickshotter January 17, 2019

Urban Pinecone

When anyone, particularly a hobo, takes a dump in a city, the resulting poop is known as an Urban Pinecone.

Note: Unlike standard pine cones, Urban Pinecones do not need fire to fulfill their destiny, simply an inconveniently placed foot.

While walking downtown, Bob stepped on an Urban Pinecone. A miserable look crossed his face.

by MysteriousJ December 20, 2008